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victory_road2016-07-22 08:50 pm
dosomethingslacker) wrote in victory_road2016-07-22 08:50 pm
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[It's fairly quiet wherever Tucker is, just a couple quiet noises in the background here and there, like animals shifting around.]
Okay, so. Been a while and I got a couple questions now that this whole universe thing is done flipping its shit.
We got this dex thing on our phones, and it's pretty useful. But here's my question. How d'you know when your animals stop changing? Like, is there a line somewhere, because my stuff doesn't register anything new until I run into something new. That make sense? [Tucker literally just poke around on your fucking dex, it's not hard.]
Other question. I've been here a fucking while and got a job and shit, but please tell me there's something like a bank around. It's starting to be a pain in the ass carrying the money around like this, surely a place like this has banks. Someone tell me I'm not crazy. I'll take dumb over crazy at this point.
[There's a quiet moment, then a breath as he gets ready to AND ANOTHER THING, hesitates and decides nah fuck it.]
[ACTION - Goldenrod]
[If you ever wanted to see a groan man strike out so hard so fast, look no further than Tucker trying and failing multiple times to talk the cashier at the nearest pokemart into getting drinks with him. And the nurse at the nearby Center.
Sighing carrying a couple bags of groceries down the street and gives a not-exactly-family-friendly smile to the woman waiting by the bus bench.
He's not exactly batting a thousand when he takes a seat and sighs.] Should've asked what it takes to get a quickie around here.
Okay, so. Been a while and I got a couple questions now that this whole universe thing is done flipping its shit.
We got this dex thing on our phones, and it's pretty useful. But here's my question. How d'you know when your animals stop changing? Like, is there a line somewhere, because my stuff doesn't register anything new until I run into something new. That make sense? [Tucker literally just poke around on your fucking dex, it's not hard.]
Other question. I've been here a fucking while and got a job and shit, but please tell me there's something like a bank around. It's starting to be a pain in the ass carrying the money around like this, surely a place like this has banks. Someone tell me I'm not crazy. I'll take dumb over crazy at this point.
[There's a quiet moment, then a breath as he gets ready to AND ANOTHER THING, hesitates and decides nah fuck it.]
[ACTION - Goldenrod]
[If you ever wanted to see a groan man strike out so hard so fast, look no further than Tucker trying and failing multiple times to talk the cashier at the nearest pokemart into getting drinks with him. And the nurse at the nearby Center.
Sighing carrying a couple bags of groceries down the street and gives a not-exactly-family-friendly smile to the woman waiting by the bus bench.
He's not exactly batting a thousand when he takes a seat and sighs.] Should've asked what it takes to get a quickie around here.
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