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Joker ([personal profile] pipers_son) wrote in [community profile] victory_road2016-12-10 12:51 pm

029 // Video

[If he were honest, Joker would have to admit that he's been avoiding this. He hasn't wanted to make this post, for all the good he knows it will do him. Who's gone is gone, and that's that.]

[Still. It hurts to address it.]

[Not that any of it shows up on Joker's face as he appears on the screen, although his smile doesn't seem quite as chipper as it usually does. Still, it's a pretty good effort, and, if you don't know him, it seems a good a one as any.]

And a hello ta all of ya. I was just wonderin', but if anyone has gotten Pokemon from one Jimmy Two-Shoes, could ya let me know? Thank ya kindly.

[And then he moves on, trying not to linger even though anyone who's been around a while can understand the reasoning behind that inquiry.]

Anyway, it seems like there are a lot of people who are interested in learnin' different skills lately! I was ponderin' openin' some classes here in Goldenrod, for all sorts of things. Of course, I can teach people circus tricks, especially if yer interested in joinin', but I know other things, too! [The barest stumble of a pause before he continues on glibly.] I used ta be a butler, so cookin', sewin', all that. How's that sound for an idea? Maybe if this kind of thing is popular enough, we could even do a bunch of classes with different people who don't mind the idea of teachin', but let's gauge interest there first before we go shootin' off, ha ha!
garbagechild: that you can do alchemy even if you're stupid? you can be really dumb and they won't even check (DIDYOU KNOW)

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[personal profile] garbagechild 2016-12-17 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
[Wrath's ears perked right up at the word 'Jimmy'... but when it's followed up with a last name other than 'Darling', he is completely unconcerned. 'Wrath' and 'empathy' are only tentative bedfellows at the best of times.]

[So he's all sunshine and smiley sharp teeth when he responds to the video.]


I'm learning skills already! I'm gonna be a good knife thrower just like you!
garbagechild: is I'm a sweet handsome boy (one thing about me)

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[personal profile] garbagechild 2016-12-20 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
Yes!

I'm allowed to use the frying pan now.

But only if someone is watching.

[His pancake powers have been used for both good and evil since Joker passed them on.]
garbagechild: like omgggg little do you know I can see MANY shades and colors and can tell shapes apart very quickly…. could eat you right now if I wanted (LOVE camouflage in prey species...)

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[personal profile] garbagechild 2016-12-25 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
Envy showed me how to make a grilled cheese.

He's very good at that.

[SLOWLY BUT SURELY Wrath's tone concerning Envy while conversing with others is getting more complimentary than insulting. It's progress.]
garbagechild: and make hte spagheti (when ur mom get home)

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[personal profile] garbagechild 2016-12-29 01:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's true. There was probably at least one occasion, before the Basement Saga, in which Wrath unfortunately showed up for a visit at the same time as Envy was present for a rehearsal. Things probably got broken. At the very least there was a lot of yelling.]

Yes.

He's also very good at cutting things.

So am I, but people outside of the circus don't seem to like it when I use knives for some reason.
garbagechild: is I'm a sweet handsome boy (one thing about me)

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[personal profile] garbagechild 2017-01-09 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Right!

[Wrath has not nicked himself even once in his time learning to throw. He has, however, sliced off numerous locks of hair and pinned several peoples' clothing to the walls behind them.]

But I'm the best knifer, after you.
garbagechild: im still just simply me :) (despite all the blood on my hands)

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[personal profile] garbagechild 2017-01-13 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[Wrath looks surprised at that.]

[Even when such a thing was true, under Master's care, admitting that someone else was better at one of your unique talents was pretty much openly declaring yourself to be expendable.]

[And Wrath doesn't want Joker to be expendable!]


... Well, maybe not better.

But good!
garbagechild: nobody bothered to get me vaccinated and i'm food aggressive (i know im cute but dont pet me)

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[personal profile] garbagechild 2017-01-19 08:57 am (UTC)(link)
[Even after his stint in the Sharkhaus basement last year, Wrath is still... slowly unlearning a lot of things.]

[He looks interested, though.]


A new person?

Who?
garbagechild: HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE (hue hue hue heue hue)

[Video] PLAYERCESTS THIS CR RIGHT UP

[personal profile] garbagechild 2017-01-23 11:22 am (UTC)(link)
Oh!

Yes, she's one of Envy's humans.

She lives in his house.

[He hasn't particularly spent a lot of time talking to Heather, but she's always been pretty nice when he has. Definitely friendlier than Envy's other human, Henry. The quiet lord of the Ogre Hut.]
garbagechild: and make hte spagheti (when ur mom get home)

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[personal profile] garbagechild 2017-01-25 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay!

This means that almost everybody in the house will be part of the circus.

It's like having another team!