44th treasure [audio]

[captainash]

[For a minute, only the usual noises of a large city at night can be heard. It's only after two Meowth start arguing some distance away that someone finaly speaks.

Ash hesitated a long time, before starting this feed.]

...If I have to celebrate one more birthday in this world, I think I'm going to scream. Does anyone have any terrible birthday stories to share, or do I have to start telling my own?

Comments

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[captainash]

'Super creepy' is a very mild word for it. Good thing you avoided that particular fate, thanks to your dad. Did any of his victims ever get back at him for all that? I bet a pair of broken legs would have improved his personality.

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[veggie_vamp]

No, but he fell into this SUPER smelly bog, and he's going to stink for centuries and centuries! No girl will be able to stay near him for more than three seconds!

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[captainash]

I'm not sure that's good enough to properly punish a guy like that, but it's an acceptable start.

[A beat.]

...Maybe the bog was full of chemicals that'll make patches of his hair fall off.

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[veggie_vamp]

[She giggles.]

Oh My Ghoul, that'd be perf! Cause his hair was sooo gorgeous!

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[captainash]

It'd be even better if the baldness happened slowly. So he'd know it's progressing and inevitable, but he couldn't do anything about it.

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[veggie_vamp]

You are SO bad!

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[captainash]

Please. Compared to what must sometimes be done where I come from, this is positively gentle.

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[veggie_vamp]

Well, I still like you, and I still want you to have a happy birthday!

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[captainash]

Why, thank you very much. I'll try to enjoy it as much as I can, even if the venue leaves much to be desired.

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[veggie_vamp]

Heehee! You're welcome!

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[captainash]

So, that's one birthday present that sucked. But what about here? Did you get any decent celebrating done since you arrived?

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[veggie_vamp]

Well... It wasn't the best birthday I've ever had. None of my friends here could make it, and I miss my ghouls back home.

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[captainash]

...That does kinda ruin the fun, doesn't it. Did any of your friends take the time to call you, even if they couldn't be there in person?