[After the battle, Jack had changed back into his tux and rejoined the throng. His cover story can only cover so much, after all. And this is...this is a shit show, basically. Not that he expected much else, but this is a little more than your regular failure. They're getting into the base, and that's a big No.]
[So when Jack reaches the conveyor room...well, he has to do something. Half of his plan for conquest depends on promotions, and you get promotions by being a go-getter. Of course, he can't just go 'hey, guys, this is a dumb idea, don't investigate the secret enemy base you just found!']
[Instead, he tries a different tactic. He takes a deep breath and stumbles. On purpose. He puts a hand against the nearest wall and doubles over. He thumps his other hand against his chest, doing his best to look like a sick old(er, but still totally hot and awesome) guy.]
Uh...hey...I don't feel so great over here....
[He figures anyone quick to run into an enemy base is all full of do-good idealism. They're bound to stop what they're doing to help with a medical emergency!]
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[After the battle, Jack had changed back into his tux and rejoined the throng. His cover story can only cover so much, after all. And this is...this is a shit show, basically. Not that he expected much else, but this is a little more than your regular failure. They're getting into the base, and that's a big No.]
[So when Jack reaches the conveyor room...well, he has to do something. Half of his plan for conquest depends on promotions, and you get promotions by being a go-getter. Of course, he can't just go 'hey, guys, this is a dumb idea, don't investigate the secret enemy base you just found!']
[Instead, he tries a different tactic. He takes a deep breath and stumbles. On purpose. He puts a hand against the nearest wall and doubles over. He thumps his other hand against his chest, doing his best to look like a sick old(er, but still totally hot and awesome) guy.]
Uh...hey...I don't feel so great over here....
[He figures anyone quick to run into an enemy base is all full of do-good idealism. They're bound to stop what they're doing to help with a medical emergency!]