What, do you bring rope to all fancy parties you attend?

[Dave does, at least, take one cursory look around before shaking his head and quickly unknotting his tie. He doesn't know how he feels about taking part in this absurdity, but what the hell, if it makes the guy happy.]

Don't think this'll hold him long, but at the very least, he'll look stupid for like five whole seconds.

[Even as he speaks, he kneels and rolls the grunt over so he can tie his wrists behind his back with a surprisingly sturdy knot, for the materials available.]