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[captainash]

If you see a pink Oranguru holding a chess set and a Type: Null wearing an orange ribbon around Goldenrod, could you please tell them that dinner will be at 6 tonight, and to bring back milk and apples when they come home? Thanks.



Bubblegum knows how to play, by the way, if you see him and have nothing else to do. Just don't let SID eat the pawns, we're running out of replacements.

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[thenightsky]

I'm pretty sure it was at the department store in Goldenrod but I could check the catalog to make sure. They didn't have a ton of them but I remember thinking it might be a good option for my Lycanroc!

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[captainash]

Good thing that's not very far from here. Lycanrocs are wolves, right? I can see why an indestructible toy would be a good idea.

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[thenightsky]

Yeah.

Mine likes to chew on rocks so anything else is like butter to her. I got her one of those toys and it's worked pretty well so far.

I think she might be humoring me though...

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[captainash]

Don't worry, I'm sure you've found the perfect long-lasting toy for her, and she'll never need to chew anything else again.


...Is what I'd like to say, but she's definitely just humoring you.

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[thenightsky]

But the package said it would never get destroyed!!!


Yeah she totally is. But hey, she's happy so I'm happy.

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[captainash]

What a healthy way to deal with it. Not that you have much choice, I guess, unless you want to live in apprehension of your next pair of destroyed shoes.

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[thenightsky]

Oh that still happens. I have a Larvitar and a Tyrunt that love to destroy everything they can get their hands on. My Lycanroc is the least of my worries.

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[captainash]

Are you completely sure those two aren't acting as a distraction from upcoming Lycanroc mischief, though? Teamwork comes surprisingly easily to some Pokémon.

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[thenightsky]

....Great now I'm going to forever be paranoid that Shepard is the mastermind.

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[captainash]

A small but regular dose of paranoia is healthy. Keeps you on your toes.

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[thenightsky]

I guess that's true.

Not comforting but true.

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[captainash]

I'd apologize for the lack of comfort, but since paranoia's the only thing that keeps my Purugly for killing me in my sleep...

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[thenightsky]

Wait why does it try to kill you in your sleep????

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[captainash]

I am a living creature, and I have eyes.

She's not subtle about it, though, so if you haven't had to fend off assassination attempts yet your Pokémon are unlikely to be that psychotic.

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[thenightsky]

That's good??

I hope she doesn't accomplish any of her attempts.

Ever.

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[captainash]

She won't. Threats far more dangerous than a hateful cat have tried, and I'm still alive and kicking.

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[thenightsky]

Fair enough.



That'd be a pretty lame way to go anyway.

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[captainash]

Depends on how you spin it. 'Felled treacherously in his sleep by a terrible bloodthirsty beast' doesn't sound too bad.

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[thenightsky]

True. Sounds pretty epic honestly. Just hope no one sees the actual beast responsible!

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[captainash]

I'm sure my team would happily destroy any video evidence of my murderer's true identity.

If, you know, she doesn't manage to kill them too.

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[thenightsky]

Well, if something like that happens, I'll have this conversation I can submit as evidence.

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[captainash]

...Well, then. How would you feel about taking in a newly-orphaned murderous cat and data creature that can mess with a Pokégear's data? You could will them away to anyone you want before your own tragic end.

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[thenightsky]

I have a feeling I'd be pretty well protected from any sort of sneak attacks so I think I'd be alright. Bean, my Snorlax, would put up a pretty good fight!

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[captainash]

I'm not so sure Snorlaxes are Hellspawn-proof, if Gullet's attitude around her is any indication.


Then again, that's a LOT of fat her claws would need to piece through before doing damage, so maybe they win by default.

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[thenightsky]

Yeah it really takes a lot to phase a Snorlax. Bean just tends to pick Pokemon up that are bothering her and hug them until they calm down.

It's kind of hilarious.