It's happened a few times.

This isn't the worst.

... Not the best, either, but not the worst.

_{[The time ghost cicadas had sucked everybody's souls out had taken that crown. But this was barely better.]}

I'm Heather, by the way. The Lucario is Wolf and the Talonflame is Kite.

I don't know if we've met or not. I can't remember shit in here because it's straight up impossible to tell what's real and what isn't.