[Yeah, guess who hasn't seen this tiny human on the network before?]
OK YES VERY EXCITING FOR YOU AND OH FUCK ARE YOU EVEN OLD ENOUGH TO READ? CAN YOU READ.
[hOW DOES HUMAN SCHOOLFEEDING WORK goddammit. And uh. Shit, should he have not written "fuck," he's terrible at judging human ages, TIME TO SWITCH TO VIDEO AND PRETEND THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN. Hello there, small child, pay no mind to how very nervous this young man looks when he finally appears. He doesn't know who, but someone is going to kill him if he'd inadvertently taught this child their first curse word.]
[text -> video]
OK YES VERY EXCITING FOR YOU AND OH FUCK ARE YOU EVEN OLD ENOUGH TO READ? CAN YOU READ.
[hOW DOES HUMAN SCHOOLFEEDING WORK goddammit. And uh. Shit, should he have not written "fuck," he's terrible at judging human ages, TIME TO SWITCH TO VIDEO AND PRETEND THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN. Hello there, small child, pay no mind to how very nervous this young man looks when he finally appears.
He doesn't know who, but someone is going to kill him if he'd inadvertently taught this child their first curse word.]Hey, uh. How old are you?