[Now that he's made that initial confession, the floodgates are open. He shakes his head sadly and launches into the story.]

I didn't start out in New Bark Town like you fellers. When I first got here, I woke up in this dark, scaaaary room with almost nothin' in it except a bed and a uniform with a big ol' R on it! I thought those government agents who were watchin' Gravity Falls had finally gotten me -- they knew I knew too much and they'd locked me away for good! So I figured, McGucket, you'd better act just like your old self or they'll hauuuul you in for questionin' and interrygation and incarceration and all those other things government fellers do! So I...I went along with it. Before I knew it they had me stealin' Pokeymons, and when they found out I could build giant death bots, they set me straight to work!

One thing led to another, and....oh, it's a big ol' mess I've gotten myself into this time.

I still don't know if them agents are watchin' us. Sure, we've found ourselves in another world, but I dunno if that's enough to shake the feds. What I do know is that Team Rocket means business, and I've seen what they do to the folks what try to leave!

You kids would be better off stayin' well out of it.

[Miserably:]

You prob'ly better avoid old McGucket altogether.