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[bleedingunversed]

My Cleffa evolved. Now she's slightly more terrifying and can scream louder.

And of course she immediately tried to get a Moon Stone.

Note to anyone that has one of these little hellspawns: Don't let them evolve. Just don't.

You're better off without these little demons getting any bigger than they already are.

[Attached is a picture of Nort who's wearing a rather dangerous looking grin as she stares at the camera, a Noibat hovering just behind her looking beyond amused.]

I'm pretty sure they're going to kill someone.

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[bleedingunversed]

She set my pant leg on fire because I was talking to someone on the network and not paying attention to her tantrum.

Yeah. Pretty sure she's going to burn buildings down one day.

Yours knows thunderbolt? How are you still alive?

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[tearsofademon]

I ask myself that every day. Though it probably helps that Rose isn't out to kill me, more to punish me for acting in ways she doesn't like...

[in other words, for being a sad useless lump]

Do you have a water type you can trust, at least?

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[bleedingunversed]

Lucky.

I have a few water types. Problem is that most of my Pokemon are deferring to Nort as leader now.

Pokemon I've had for way longer and that are higher level are deferring to her.

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[tearsofademon]

A charismatic one, huh. That sucks.

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[bleedingunversed]

Tell me about it.

Here's hoping I can just

delay her becoming a clefable

forever

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[tearsofademon]

[this is where Ryner has enough tact not to mention that his own Clefairy has shown pointed lack of interest in evolving]

Give away or use any moon stones you have, only buy more when you need them for others, and never bring her to the department store, is all I can suggest there.

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[bleedingunversed]

[Yeah that's probably a good plan.]

Honestly I'm going to try and keep her in my PC as much as I can

But I have a feeling she'll rally my other Pokemon against me.

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[tearsofademon]

Not what I'd usually do, but if she's that much of a danger... That might be the best option. At least until she decides to be reasonable.

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[bleedingunversed]

I doubt that's going to happen.

She's a hellspawn. There's no reasoning with her.

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[tearsofademon]

I mean, crazier things have happened. Arius calmed way down after he evolved.

[then again, Arius is a starfish whose symbolism fails to pass completely over even Ryner's head, so]

Not impossible, is all I'm saying.

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[bleedingunversed]

Basically I'd have to take a gamble.

And I'm either risking making her even more powerful or having her calm down.

I'm not sure I want to take the risk.

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[tearsofademon]

That's fair.