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wow!!! this is JUST like fiduspawn! X:o
Xcept this is way more cooler because Xully looks a lot like my lusus
hes even likes to eat leaves like my lusus and i have to move him around because hes Xtremely slow
i cant wait to see what all beasts are out there!! ill get to Xplore one day when Xully wakes up haha
oh uh sorry im getting carried away with how awesome this is
i wanted to ask if there are any sloth treats that i can feed to Xully X:?


also um i notice theres a lack of hemotyping here and thats uh odd
but i guess it is sorta odd that i dont have my horns anymore hahaha X:)
i look like an alien! or well i guess im not THAT different from everyone else ive met
or maybe this is some sort of test? oh man i really hope this all isnt some sort of test because i am pretty sure i am failing to pay atXtion to all of this!! X:(

(let me know if you would prefer no quirk text and i can accommodate accordingly!
edit; BTW Rockets... say hello to your newest Rocket Grunt)

Comments

[unconchonable]

let me break this dowwn in a wway your shrivveled up sponge might understand
just cuz you hate twwo things dont mean you hate both those things equally
say you hate twwo types of grub juice but one is particularly foul compared to the other evven tho both are fuckin horrible
wwhen it comes dowwn to drinkin one ovver the other you knoww wwhich youre gonna fuckin choose
youre the less shitty grub juice evven if you aint all that refreshin

uh
right
wwell she cares a fuck ton about it are you tryin to tell me you knoww more about her than me cuz youre fuckin pushin it gutterblood
no one knowws the heiress as wwell as i do

[grubbles]

yeah i guess that makes sense
thank you for the clarification X:)

oh um!! no i didnt mean any disrespect i know nothing compared to you!!!
its just her social media Xploits and latest memes are all over the news so
i just assumed she didnt have time for other things X:D shes really lucky to have you tho! someone who is Xtremely dedicated to his rites already!
im still training for mine but i havent really had a lot of time to practice lately X:?

[unconchonable]

yeah np but dont expect me to dumb evverythin dowwn for you
i got better things to do wwith my time

[No he fucking doesnt.]

anyone is lucky to havve me if i may so humbly admit wwhich i may
speakin of bein lucky to havve me i got perfect opportunities for you to practice your rites wwhat wwith you becoming my servvant and all
youre wwelcome

[Yep. He's just decided Xefros is his servant right now. You're welcome lil rust buddy.]

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[Good thing Eridan can't fucking see his face because he is just... all kinds of grimacing and jitters.]

oh

[HE CAN'T SAY NO!!!!!]

sorry that seemed ungrateful
what i meant to say is thank you for this opportunity eridan!!!
i was never really great with balancing multiple duties so im really sorry if im not the best servant out there X:(