[Mabel does her best version of a villain laugh as Mermando barks along with her. Naga from Slayers style.]

That's right! I, the Great and Powerful Mabel, rule this beach with the Fabulous Mermando! Fear our watery greatness!

[Cue both of them splashing about wildly now, Mabel swinging her arms to fling water at Mari, letting out a wild battle cry, while Mermando dives so he can use his tail.]