Chinese food. I think? Fried crab meat dumplings. They're gross, don't even bother.

[They're not even real Chinese food blegghghgch.]

Come on, Katkat, John is a butt made out of smelly ass and Jade swims too fast. She's too powerful. I'll drown. You'll end up with a dead kelp moifriend and a dolphin materail absconding into the sea, all because you didn't want to even dip a toe in.

[He considers his options, then tries the big guns.]

Please?