[So, Angel, you are being approached by one (1) large, burly man, bearing the tell-tale signs of a new arrival. Namely the facial expression of someone desperately trying to be less hopelessly lost than they are, a shiny new backpack slung over one shoulder, and a young Lillipup snoring soundly in the crook of one massive arm.]
So- um, potentially weird question here- I mean, potentially REALLY weird, I'm not sure what the exact baseline for weirdness around here is-
[He pauses for a second, deciding how to unpack the everything of this situation.]
...Extremely nice but very much crazy lady calling herself "mom" and handing out camping supplies and pets, was that just me or is that like a regular thing here somehow. Also, how likely is it that this trail mix she gave me is poisoned. Like, scale of one to ten where one is no poison, ten is me dropping dead instantly.
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[So, Angel, you are being approached by one (1) large, burly man, bearing the tell-tale signs of a new arrival. Namely the facial expression of someone desperately trying to be less hopelessly lost than they are, a shiny new backpack slung over one shoulder, and a young Lillipup snoring soundly in the crook of one massive arm.]
So- um, potentially weird question here- I mean, potentially REALLY weird, I'm not sure what the exact baseline for weirdness around here is-
[He pauses for a second, deciding how to unpack the everything of this situation.]
...Extremely nice but very much crazy lady calling herself "mom" and handing out camping supplies and pets, was that just me or is that like a regular thing here somehow. Also, how likely is it that this trail mix she gave me is poisoned. Like, scale of one to ten where one is no poison, ten is me dropping dead instantly.