thedifferencebetween: (would I lie to you)
Handsome Jack - Hero of Pandora ([personal profile] thedifferencebetween) wrote in [community profile] victory_road 2016-08-08 05:29 pm (UTC)

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But you see how messed up that is, right? Sure, she'll work with me, she'll take my money if she needs it, but dump us on a planet where I can't even defend myself and suddenly it's all 'oooh, I'm coming for you!'. When we haven't talked in years? Double-u Tee Eff?

Damn right you are. But...I mean...it's not like that matters. We're buddies! You'd have my back anyway, right?

Nah, doesn't hurt at all! I'll send you a Handsome Cat, too, they poop money. All my employees have one. Oh! I'll send you Jackpot! How perfect is that?

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