[Yeah, the fact that this is honestly very fitting hasn't escaped Tim, though for now he's too focused on just the weirdness of all of this to think about it too much.]

I have no idea. No one said it could do this! I feel like someone should've mentioned that, maybe!

[...Wait.]

I... I mean, someone said that apparently a big thing about these things is that they can breed with any other Pokémon, but... Shit, I guess now I see why.

[And just like that, the Ditto glows brightly again and shifts back into its natural form. Just being its own goopy self again.]

...Goddamn. Okay.

Okay, that's a thing.