Dear Lord.

[Lust blinks. She doesn't mean to react, but it only makes her wonder more about what in the world the man went through back home.]

Should we make a list of all the things you've garnered fresh unpleasant associations with? I do want you to feel comfortable in your own home.

At least there's plenty of cats to immerse yourself in, should you wish to. Your namesake Henry the Espurr - or Meowstic, actually - has quite the little family now.