[Okay, so, everyone's got the 'wow you're loud' and 'calm down dude' and 'welcome to the wonderful world of pokemon' thing down. So Church really doesn't need to add any of his unnecessary commentary. But guess what--he's going to anyway.]

...The fuck kind of name is Pidge? Unless you're looking for Pidgey. Those...little annoying birds that are everywhere. Their evolutions look pretty badass, though, I guess. Giant brown predatory pigeons. I think predatory? They look like birds of prey, but I don't have one, so--uhhhh, anyway, sorry you got pulled into this weird shit. You sort of get used to it, though?

I mean I'm still not used to giant sentient pinecones with eyes, but...