Is its head a fuckin' hexnut? [Hank fuckin' blurts out, staring at the nearly-punted little thing as he pulls out his Pokegear to check it out.]

[And...]

[Nothing?]

....It's... Not anything in here. I don't know what the fuck that is. A confused Ditto?

[Hunter goes over to it and helpfully picks it up in his mouth gently. Except its lower teeth are a little through his hexnut head and that just makes his helpfulness its own brand of disturbing.]