'Course I do, travel all the time. [He says this as if it should be common knowledge...] Except I usually have like a tent or somethin'. A sleeping bag just ain't gonna cut it. I am SO gonna hit up this spa...

But what do you mean "we all begin with one?" Everyone's just handed a dog when they wind up here?

[Which, you know, cool, but...]

...Are you tellin' me this thing isn't rare?