I guess, but what if he doesn't? Then when this all blows over and you're lookin' at a big nasty plate of lasagna, you're gonna look back at this and go that could've been it, that could've been my moment. Life's too short to think about the What Ifs, you gotta take chances, stick your hands inside the lasagna of possibilities and shove it in your mouth as fast as you can, baby.

[He's so, so hungry...]

...I'm sorry, did you say they think you're their dad?