[The actual person making the drinks turns out to be an Ambipom, who holds glasses and bottles in the big ol hands on its tails as though it's the simplest thing. This place isn't staffed entirely by Pokémon, heavens no, but when their trainer's on lunch break they do pretty good handling it themselves.]

Among other things. In broad terms, I study the relationship between human and Pokémon as part of a wider interest in extra-human society. Before I came here my most robust work was a detailed survey of the magical and paranormal inhabitants of a small town in Oregon.

[And notes here and there on worlds and aliens he came across in his travels, but he was too preoccupied with revenge and had so little time that he never really did any proper writing on any of them.]