No, see, you have to meet the asshole pointy horse's scale of good. Which, considering the legends about them - probably isn't that great in the first place.

[ he has to blink slowly after he says that. his body is already feeling heavy, much heavier than it usually would after a couple of drinks. at the same time, his head feels like it's much higher up.

he frowns deeply, and cuts off whatever ford was saying in response by placing a hand on his shoulder. ]

Ford. Buddy. Do they do anything to you when you arrive here? Say if you had somethin' changed about you.