I think coffee might be an improvement for this guy... _{[He gives it a little poke to its cheek, and it simply sticks its tongue out in response. Pbbbbbt!]} The most I've seen him move so far is when this chick I met showed me the one she got and he was... hopping at it. Sorta.

_{[He does try to make a note of that list though - poffins and puffs. It's something to look out for in the nearest store.]}

Is there anything I should avoid giving him like... I dunno, can they have chocolate? Or are they like dogs?