callbacks: (heard you were talkin shit)
dave mamahecking strider ([personal profile] callbacks) wrote in [community profile] victory_road 2016-08-27 03:11 pm (UTC)

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so i was created thirteen point something years after i was theoretically born out of the paradox ghost imprint sludge of my self styled older brother and my sisters mom
and then sent back in time through narratively convenient shenanigans on a meteor with a pony which got barbecued on impact but who provided enough cushioning to preserve my tiny infant ass
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