[To be fair, the Jane-John Mobius Double Dad-around is bizarre even by human standards. Even by SBURBan human standards. Dave's not even gonna try to explain that one away, man.
Instead, he'll take that distraction gladly.]
Wow. What, are you gonna do me one better, Mr. Grey-and-Boxy-Is-My-Aesthetic? It's not like I got a lot of real estate in here to work with. Or materiel. That's military for shit.
[As he speaks, he sort of scoots forward and down until his arms aren't around Karkat's shoulders but his middle, and he's curled his body around Karkat like a quotation mark.
Congratulations once again on your affectionate cat boyfriend, Karkat. This is what happens when you give a needy wiggler an inch--he'll take a mile.]
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Instead, he'll take that distraction gladly.]
Wow. What, are you gonna do me one better, Mr. Grey-and-Boxy-Is-My-Aesthetic? It's not like I got a lot of real estate in here to work with. Or materiel. That's military for shit.
[As he speaks, he sort of scoots forward and down until his arms aren't around Karkat's shoulders but his middle, and he's curled his body around Karkat like a quotation mark.
Congratulations once again on your affectionate cat boyfriend, Karkat. This is what happens when you give a needy wiggler an inch--he'll take a mile.]