[Your dad situation is complicated, Kirby explains. You have Secret Dad, who is your biological dad. You have your Trainer Dad, who will be raising you. And you have your other two dads who will... also raise you, but they're not as important. The two of you are lucky- by living here, you'll have me, your secret dad, and two extra dads to care for you. Your other siblings will likely only have their trainer around, and no extra dads.

The Spiritomb listens to this explanation quietly, instead focusing on hugging one child and gently holding the shyer one.]

Please no attempted murder while tripping. We're still on a livestream.

Do either of you remember how long this high is supposed to last? I gotta know how long until you're both back to your normal levels of stupid.