Lockjaw the Feraligatr is having a nice time splashing and gliding around in the Zapdos pool, while his trainer watches from the poolside. Krieg's swimwear consists of a pair of knee-length swim trunks - orange, and dotted liberally with a cute Totodile pattern - and a set of beat-up flip flops. He's having a great time watching Lockjaw do his thing when something huge and white deckside catches his eye.
Ooooooooh my gosh, that is the fattest water dog ever! And he wants to be pet? Holy skagsacks, yes Krieg is going to pet this fat water dog! Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy?? It's Fatboy Slim!
He places his ever-present Darumaka buddy on one shoulder, where the little guy grips the strap of his mask and a handful of his hair, and crouches down next to the world's fattest Dewgong.
"What's up, big guy? You wanna be pet?"
He politely presents both of his hands for Slim's inspection, and once permission for pets seems to be granted, the petting commences!!
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Ooooooooh my gosh, that is the fattest water dog ever! And he wants to be pet? Holy skagsacks, yes Krieg is going to pet this fat water dog! Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy?? It's Fatboy Slim!
He places his ever-present Darumaka buddy on one shoulder, where the little guy grips the strap of his mask and a handful of his hair, and crouches down next to the world's fattest Dewgong.
"What's up, big guy? You wanna be pet?"
He politely presents both of his hands for Slim's inspection, and once permission for pets seems to be granted, the petting commences!!
Best! Day! Ever!