[Usually they're pretty good! Jack's got his diamond unicorn - the one he is currently riding - he gets to see his girlfriend who lives in another dimension - she's real, he can show you pictures! - it's generally a good time.]
[But sometimes screaming tweens who want to kill him show up. Sometimes people spontaneously start turning into Pokemon. You just never know with these weekends.]
[Which is why Jack is riding Butt Stallion right into a bar. She's got plenty of experience going through doors and maneuvering indoors. Jack rides her everywhere, when he can.]
Tending Bar
[Usually they're pretty good! Jack's got his diamond unicorn - the one he is currently riding - he gets to see his girlfriend who lives in another dimension - she's real, he can show you pictures! - it's generally a good time.]
[But sometimes screaming tweens who want to kill him show up. Sometimes people spontaneously start turning into Pokemon. You just never know with these weekends.]
[Which is why Jack is riding Butt Stallion right into a bar. She's got plenty of experience going through doors and maneuvering indoors. Jack rides her everywhere, when he can.]
Yo! Big ass bottle of bourbon, stat!