[When Envy had thought about this in his head, he'd mainly been picturing tripping up people. Maybe some Pokemon going a little faster than normal.]
[He had not pictured an Entire Rapidash bearing down on him at a gallop.]
[Getting out of the way would have been a good idea. But it's not one that he thought before the impact--all he'd thought to do is hunker in place and try to get a grip on the sidewalk. And, turns out, Kecleon feet are very very good for grabbing and holding on!]
[But really only good enough to make him a solid obstacle at the moment of impact. Not good enough to keep the hooves from hurting. Or to keep him in place after--tumbling he goes.]
[Ow.]
[Except also out loud.]
OW. What the fffuck...
[Says the floating zig zag and the spreading green scales as the camouflage begins to fade.]
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[He had not pictured an Entire Rapidash bearing down on him at a gallop.]
[Getting out of the way would have been a good idea. But it's not one that he thought before the impact--all he'd thought to do is hunker in place and try to get a grip on the sidewalk. And, turns out, Kecleon feet are very very good for grabbing and holding on!]
[But really only good enough to make him a solid obstacle at the moment of impact. Not good enough to keep the hooves from hurting. Or to keep him in place after--tumbling he goes.]
[Ow.]
[Except also out loud.]
OW. What the fffuck...
[Says the floating zig zag and the spreading green scales as the camouflage begins to fade.]