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victory_road2019-06-14 10:55 pm
sassymaru) wrote in victory_road2019-06-14 10:55 pm
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It would seem this world delights in embarrassing me!
[With this announcement, Shadowmaru turns the camera on. He's standing in the kitchen of his little cottage in Olivine, looking completely put out. Why is this?]
[Because there's a bug on his head. Not just any bug. But a shiny Venipede. Who waves its antennae menacingly at the camera, squinting. The little bug may not have hands, or a super expressive face, but this is as close to a COME AT ME BRO as a bug can get.]
Is there a reason I am besieged with unflattering animals at every turn? First the plethora of water types, and now this.
What even is this?
[Behind him, his Frogadier gives the most long-suffering sigh. Looking at the screen in a mute plea. Someone please tell Shadowmaru to use his 'gear. Kero has tried.]
[With this announcement, Shadowmaru turns the camera on. He's standing in the kitchen of his little cottage in Olivine, looking completely put out. Why is this?]
[Because there's a bug on his head. Not just any bug. But a shiny Venipede. Who waves its antennae menacingly at the camera, squinting. The little bug may not have hands, or a super expressive face, but this is as close to a COME AT ME BRO as a bug can get.]
Is there a reason I am besieged with unflattering animals at every turn? First the plethora of water types, and now this.
What even is this?
[Behind him, his Frogadier gives the most long-suffering sigh. Looking at the screen in a mute plea. Someone please tell Shadowmaru to use his 'gear. Kero has tried.]
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[Astute, my child.]
Sparkly friend!
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[Yeah someone didn't pay that much attention before decrying the bug.]
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[She wouldn't know what a normal Venipede looks like, but at the same time, his sparkles are pretty noticeable.]
That's s'posed t'be rare!
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If someone would remove himself from my person.
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[She thinks on it, then cups a hand around her mouth.]
Hhhey! Buggy! Maybe y'gotta get off him?
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[The Venipede hunkers down more, waggling its antennae. No, it likes its perch.]
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[Yes, she is talking directly to the Venipede.]
Don't think friends like t'be climbed on.
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You're very kind to make this attempt.
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[Or, well, basic niceties]
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My thanks, then, for trying.
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[That toothy and earnest grin is almost comical...but, again, it's earnest.]