Maybe I should be the one cookin' up the TV shows, huh? Like one of them old ones where you got a buncha people tryin' to impress some asshole wantin' a date or wantin' to give out a job or a panel of judges. Then you gotta have your pokemon cobble up some shit or do challenges under shit conditions to be the best. Except in mine I pick all the worst damn judges I can find an' watch people stumble all over themselves to please someone they shouldn't. Always funny, seein' that go down.

Everybody would watch and get invested an' then not give a rat's ass when the next season rolls around. Don't worry though, if it were wrestlin' like that [he almost says it like wrasslin', his accent comes real close] I could absolutely watch you do it all day.

...Should I be sayin' Rattata's ass? Is that a requirement now?