"Aight." Dirk doesn't push. All appearances to the contrary, he's not stupid. He just sucks. Not as a universal constant, but near enough. He is astronomically superior to his peers at a number of things, and he has fully noted and catalogued every single one of them.

This? This is just normal. Speaking to other human beings, performing that quality himself... he might have human feelings, or he likes to believe he does, but he never really succeeded at passing amongst the real thing.

Well. If nothing else, this has been sufficiently humiliating as an interaction with a person who isn't even real to assure him of where he stands. Or doesn't stand, actually, as he does not remotely trust these ninja pants with that. So that's frustrating.

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