[its fine]

Ah, yes. Those radio scanners. They seem to be indicative of the lack of proper parapsychology research in this dimension.

[you may as well use an ouija board at that point!!!]

Stories? No, no. We do not go camping to tell stories. It is a strictly scientific endeavor that does not involve such trivial things.

[This guy's good idea of a scary story is a complete analysis of the cordyceps fungus and what it can do to an ant's brain.]