[That's all that comes out of Dandy's mouth as he watches the chaos unfolded, hands in his pockets as he and his team soak in the scene. He turns towards his deino, who seems to be smiling for some reason, but then again she can't exactly see what's going on. Maybe the screams of panicked people sooth her, Dandy wouldn't put it past her.]
Well, you know what I say whenever a dimensional rip opens up and aliens start pourin' in like it's Happy Hour at BooBies.
[Martini barks a "Dei?", as if to ask him what DOES he say, although she continues to smile like she's playing some sort of part.]
You gotta start makin' money, baby!
[These things have GOTTA be worth something, right?! His partner snickers while the rest of his team panics behind them. Incidentally, not everyone on Dandy's team is an idiot and realize the gravity of the situation. Fine, whatever, maybe having them attack will take their minds off it. Ass Rat is immediately told to use Flamethrower since the skuntank is always the most frazzled in any situation, but Dandy clicks his tongue when he notices it doesn't seem to do much of anything.
Fine, maybe they just resist it, but he starts to notice a pattern when Martini's Dragon Pulses or Honey's Clanging Scales aren't doing much of anything either. God damn it, is he going to have to strategize?
It's Worm, Dandy's vivillon who plays the hero by flapping her Sleep Powder everywhere and causing tiny paper bodies to slowly fall to the ground, although she has to keep up the hard work since nothing's stopping them from waking back up. If only he brought his second Sleep Powder...er.
As Dandy struggles to come up with any better ideas, he watches as the more awake paper monsters easily slice through just about everything, and he defensively begins to grab his hair. The things he does for money...]
Dandy | OTA
[That's all that comes out of Dandy's mouth as he watches the chaos unfolded, hands in his pockets as he and his team soak in the scene. He turns towards his deino, who seems to be smiling for some reason, but then again she can't exactly see what's going on. Maybe the screams of panicked people sooth her, Dandy wouldn't put it past her.]
Well, you know what I say whenever a dimensional rip opens up and aliens start pourin' in like it's Happy Hour at BooBies.
[Martini barks a "Dei?", as if to ask him what DOES he say, although she continues to smile like she's playing some sort of part.]
You gotta start makin' money, baby!
[These things have GOTTA be worth something, right?! His partner snickers while the rest of his team panics behind them. Incidentally, not everyone on Dandy's team is an idiot and realize the gravity of the situation. Fine, whatever, maybe having them attack will take their minds off it. Ass Rat is immediately told to use Flamethrower since the skuntank is always the most frazzled in any situation, but Dandy clicks his tongue when he notices it doesn't seem to do much of anything.
Fine, maybe they just resist it, but he starts to notice a pattern when Martini's Dragon Pulses or Honey's Clanging Scales aren't doing much of anything either. God damn it, is he going to have to strategize?
It's Worm, Dandy's vivillon who plays the hero by flapping her Sleep Powder everywhere and causing tiny paper bodies to slowly fall to the ground, although she has to keep up the hard work since nothing's stopping them from waking back up. If only he brought his second Sleep Powder...er.
As Dandy struggles to come up with any better ideas, he watches as the more awake paper monsters easily slice through just about everything, and he defensively begins to grab his hair. The things he does for money...]