There was this one time an Iron Lady came into my bar. Unknown to me [absolutely known to him] there was some warlords in my bar. An' she pulled out her righteously large gun and they got in a full firefight. Ever seen a woman do ballet across tables while shooting? Pretty sure that woman pulled off a 360 noscope, but maybe it was rose-tinted glasses.

[He has a soft spot for badass Titan ladies. It gets him in trouble, too.]