Gosh, I wish you would. It'd really settle some debates. [A beat.] And start a whole lot more. And maybe get you run outta town by an angry mob of adults yelling about the tourism industry...

That sounds so cool! Do they only work on ghosts? If so, we would probably get some good mileage out of 'em- we could throw a ghost trap at a guy disguised as a ghost and know right away that he's just someone in a mask, not an actual supernatural phenomenon. That'd save Scooby and Shaggy a whole lot of grief.