thedifferencebetween: (moron says what)
Handsome Jack - Hero of Pandora ([personal profile] thedifferencebetween) wrote in [community profile] victory_road 2016-08-20 07:01 pm (UTC)

Jack had spent many a night experimenting with a number of flora on this weird-ass planet. Which offers nothing that he's used to.

What he wouldn't give for a fat roll of good Truxican chiba. Or some 'shrooms. Not the frozen ones, those sucked. More than getting high off of Pokemon treats. Neither one has awesome side effects, but he hadn't been able to smell for a week after that little experiment.

And he's had a hell of a week. Again. Crissakes, what's happening? How's everything spinning out of control like this? Screw that. He needs to unwind. Really unwind. He doesn't have anyone to sleep with, he can't kill anyone...he's gotta get his kicks somewhere.

So he's got plans to hang out with one of his military buddies and hopefully get blazed as balls. Maybe he can forget the magnificent bruise he's currently sporting under his mask. Why was the ground so friggin hard?

He heads down to meet Snake in the hotel lobby. His mask hides the evidence of how tired he's actually feeling, but there's definitely a lull in Jack's usual boundless energy.

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