You know, there was one kid who tried to get- to get the mayor to let her join the city council and fix the town up, but she got rejected 'cause she was too young. So instead she came up with this whole scheme to make it look like all the kids in town were getting turned into monsters so all their parents would abandon them and turn Crystal Cove into a kid-run utopia.

[A beat.]

Earth! Why do you ask?