John desperately longs for the days when he could just, like, canon-zap people somewhere isolated to have a chat. That would be so great right now. They could have a conversation and then come back to this at the same time they left it! Though he guesses if he had his powers, they wouldn't be having this problem at all because he could just zap Dirk back to canon events and be done with this.
"Ok well considering that I did play the game--I even picked it back up after years of not playing to play it again to protect the truth of reality--that isn't super accurate, Dirk? The only reason I am even here is because I played it all the way to death! I'm not keeping you here, dude. Jane isn't keeping you here!" He feels his nose prickling, which is just great. Wow, he wishes he could also go back to the days where he didn't feel like crying all the time? This isn't useful to anyone.
He breathes in deep and digs his fingernails into his palms before continuing.
"If we're not playing, you're not playing. You're here, aren't you? You're stuck here too. I get that you have to go back to save canon and that's great and really fucking noble or whatever and I hope jumping in a random wormhole works out for you but canon crapped out me and Jane into Pokemon Land when it was done screwing with us so maybe you could try being mad at canon for doing that to you instead of taking it out on...I guess just Jane!? Sure, I like it here but I hate that I am stuck here! I hate that I can't see any of my non-Jane friends again! This is bullshit! I get it! I get it! But you being a jack ass over something we literally can't control is messed up!"
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"Ok well considering that I did play the game--I even picked it back up after years of not playing to play it again to protect the truth of reality--that isn't super accurate, Dirk? The only reason I am even here is because I played it all the way to death! I'm not keeping you here, dude. Jane isn't keeping you here!" He feels his nose prickling, which is just great. Wow, he wishes he could also go back to the days where he didn't feel like crying all the time? This isn't useful to anyone.
He breathes in deep and digs his fingernails into his palms before continuing.
"If we're not playing, you're not playing. You're here, aren't you? You're stuck here too. I get that you have to go back to save canon and that's great and really fucking noble or whatever and I hope jumping in a random wormhole works out for you but canon crapped out me and Jane into Pokemon Land when it was done screwing with us so maybe you could try being mad at canon for doing that to you instead of taking it out on...I guess just Jane!? Sure, I like it here but I hate that I am stuck here! I hate that I can't see any of my non-Jane friends again! This is bullshit! I get it! I get it! But you being a jack ass over something we literally can't control is messed up!"