"Yeah, you didn't break my glasses this time so my eyes actually work: I am aware you are lying on a beach like anime drift wood," John snarks, crossing his legs so he can rest the eggs there while he struggles his backpack off. He'll take them out for more walks later, when he's not having a conversation with a pretty volatile dude.

"That wasn't really what I meant, obviously they didn't take you back to Earth C. I was asking if you learned anything. Did you go anywhere? Did you get any useful portal notes or did the scientists shred them all? They did a pretty shitty job of hiding their evidence from what I saw so I thought you might have. Seriously, they had a ton of water and electric Pokemon, they could have set their files on fire or drenched them and they were doing everything by hand! They're definitely Pokemon antagonists, hehe..."