Handsome Jack - Hero of Pandora (
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victory_road2019-11-15 12:17 pm
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[Now there's a face that hasn't been on the Network in a while. Though considering the recent events...that's not too surprising. Jack has a way of just sort of vanishing whenever things get dangerous or difficult. But a guy has to take advantage of every opportunity that comes along, and times of chaos are a great time to rob the masses blind.]
[But now he's back in Goldenrod, as he always ends up no matter how many times he claims he's selling the Goldenrod house. And you know what? He's in a good mood. Doxxi evolved into an even more terrifying hell hound looking thing, his side business in theft is booming, and generally lots of people have been having a shitty time and that always brings a smile to his face. So he's smiling now when he flips on his gear, leaning back in his black leather office chair and idly scratching the head of the Meowth in his lap.]
Ya know what feels pretty great? Losing a shitton of money on slots and not even making a dent in your fortune! By which I mean my fortune, obviously.
So crazy shit going down, huh? Never a dull moment...
Anyway, I've been pretty busy - you know me, I'm a busy guy! - so I dunno even who the hell's still around, but I feel like I had plans to do stuff? Before time and space ripped open again, I mean. So...hit me up if we were supposed to do something, I can probably still make time.
Probably.
Stay entertaining, Pokemon Planet! Jack out.
[But now he's back in Goldenrod, as he always ends up no matter how many times he claims he's selling the Goldenrod house. And you know what? He's in a good mood. Doxxi evolved into an even more terrifying hell hound looking thing, his side business in theft is booming, and generally lots of people have been having a shitty time and that always brings a smile to his face. So he's smiling now when he flips on his gear, leaning back in his black leather office chair and idly scratching the head of the Meowth in his lap.]
Ya know what feels pretty great? Losing a shitton of money on slots and not even making a dent in your fortune! By which I mean my fortune, obviously.
So crazy shit going down, huh? Never a dull moment...
Anyway, I've been pretty busy - you know me, I'm a busy guy! - so I dunno even who the hell's still around, but I feel like I had plans to do stuff? Before time and space ripped open again, I mean. So...hit me up if we were supposed to do something, I can probably still make time.
Probably.
Stay entertaining, Pokemon Planet! Jack out.
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[His isn't a video because he still lives in that little one-room place.]
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...then losing money, but hey, I got it to lose.
Let's just call it a productive time. What about you, still slumming it here in G-rod?
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But I did go on a bit of a trip to check out that trashfire fight at the Aether house. Hooo boy. That was a mess. A good show, though. Unfortunately I didn't stay for the finale.
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And shady science organizations give me the creeps.
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But you are right, it was best to skip out before the proper enforcement of law and order and damn nice lookin' short skirts showed up to dispense justice, so I'm still not sure what happened.
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I figure the world isn't broken so it's probably fine. But it just goes to show: you gotta do all your homework before you start fucking with god-tier critters.