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[Now there's a face that hasn't been on the Network in a while. Though considering the recent events...that's not too surprising. Jack has a way of just sort of vanishing whenever things get dangerous or difficult. But a guy has to take advantage of every opportunity that comes along, and times of chaos are a great time to rob the masses blind.]

[But now he's back in Goldenrod, as he always ends up no matter how many times he claims he's selling the Goldenrod house. And you know what? He's in a good mood. Doxxi evolved into an even more terrifying hell hound looking thing, his side business in theft is booming, and generally lots of people have been having a shitty time and that always brings a smile to his face. So he's smiling now when he flips on his gear, leaning back in his black leather office chair and idly scratching the head of the Meowth in his lap.]

Ya know what feels pretty great? Losing a shitton of money on slots and not even making a dent in your fortune! By which I mean my fortune, obviously.

So crazy shit going down, huh? Never a dull moment...

Anyway, I've been pretty busy - you know me, I'm a busy guy! - so I dunno even who the hell's still around, but I feel like I had plans to do stuff? Before time and space ripped open again, I mean. So...hit me up if we were supposed to do something, I can probably still make time.

Probably.

Stay entertaining, Pokemon Planet! Jack out.

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Wondered where you been, brother. Hope it was a good time.

[His isn't a video because he still lives in that little one-room place.]

Just doing what I do best, making money!

...then losing money, but hey, I got it to lose.

Let's just call it a productive time. What about you, still slumming it here in G-rod?

You better believe it.

But I did go on a bit of a trip to check out that trashfire fight at the Aether house. Hooo boy. That was a mess. A good show, though. Unfortunately I didn't stay for the finale.

Of course you did. See me? I kept outta that whole thing, because I have survival instincts.

And shady science organizations give me the creeps.

Awww, you missed a good time. Nothin' life threatenin'. But there were some hard brawls that went down.

But you are right, it was best to skip out before the proper enforcement of law and order and damn nice lookin' short skirts showed up to dispense justice, so I'm still not sure what happened.

Mmm, your idea of a good time and my idea of a good time aren't always the same thing, champ.

I figure the world isn't broken so it's probably fine. But it just goes to show: you gotta do all your homework before you start fucking with god-tier critters.

[ --oh, that's interesting. Akechi's looking incredibly interested. ]

Ah, so there's a casino in this world?

[ oh no ]

Why wouldn't there be? Trust me, sport, you can find places to gamble.

[ It's a good thing Akechi's good at hiding how he feels because being called sport of all things.... ]

Haha, that's true. My apologies, I've only just arrived, so I'm not exactly familiar with this world.

I'd say it's not that much different than most worlds, but I dunno what the fuck kinda place you come from. For all I know, you're part of a society of post-apocalyptic cave dwelling weirdos who worship an old tv or something.

I mean you don't look like you are, but ya just never know around here!

Oh? It seems I'm an excellent actor, considering that's exactly the type of world I'm from.

[ goro "don't troll me online" akechi here ]

Yeah, sure ya are.

Anyway, point is, you can find pretty much anything up to a certain point on the technology arc. Casinos, resorts, museums, sports arenas...

And ya know. Everything revolves around or involves the symbiotic monster buddies that this world is obsessed with.

I do recall you mentioning something about a heist in Ecruteak, did that end up happening?

i dunno how many answered the call but yea i wuz there n i stole a bunch of money n pokemon

i mean its my cats that actually steal the money but they bring it 2 me so...

Oh man you're so rich.... [Carly is...in AWE...]

Uhhh, but yeah crazy is something I guess..! I got kidnapped by a purple wasp dragon...but I found this little guy after~

[Carly is the proud owner of an alolan meowth baby she's holding like simba. It yawns.] Cute~

Yeah. I'm super rich! That's like my whole thing, Carly.

....yeah don't get your hopes up, kiddo, those things grow up super ugly.

Only if I let him...

[carly that sounds ominous] Anyway I've been exploring these islands since then...I'm gonna have a caravan in Kanto soon~ It's exciting...So I'm mostly waiting for that and catching payment... [She mutters, glancing to the side as a large 'tree' moves in the distance.

Payment...]

Good girl, get yourself one of those rocks like my Meowth got.

A caravan? Carly...what the hell are you, a hobo?

[The things Jack focuses on...]

[.......................................

The look she gives to the screen is nothing short of incredulous.]

...I've been using a tent how long to get between the cities so I can get teleports active, but it's having a caravan that gets that comment..?

I just want something more than a sheet of fabric between me and the outdoors while I get through Kanto..!

A tent says 'I have to sometimes travel where there's no civilization', a caravan says 'I am committed to a homeless lifestyle'. See me, I've got a tent that looks like something old pre-expansion kings would command wars from. Why camp when you can glamp?

You do you, kiddo, but I'm gonna make fun of you for it.

Look if you can point me to a heated tent I can cook and shower in, then sign me up! Glamping?? Much preferred!

...Also it's really more of a camper? Like, summer vacation in the mountains style thing?

They just called the plans caravan plans since it hooks up to a pokemon I guess...

Can you afford that kind of tent? Glamping is for the wealthy, kiddo.

It's still a house on wheels.

Well then I can just set it down and expand when I'm done with the map!!

Or sell it, I don't know!

[Hufff!!] If I can't get a tent I'm getting the next best thing, it's cold out there! Only cost me a dragon anyway...

Then you're living in a trailer, congratulations.

You've really gotta start developing a taste for the finer things in life, sport.

Until I can afford a house, yeah!

It's called a stepping stone, obviously! [She'd make a comment about the unfortunate bleakness of the Rocket Dorms, but alas, they're on public broadcast here.]

Whatever. This thing definitely isn't going to look like trailer trash, we're making sure of it. It'll probably be more like an ultra light version of those fad tiny houses or something.

[Far less hobo, in her opinion.]

Hmm, I suppose I can't blame the obsession, considering the diversity of species and abilities. It's a bit different from what I'm used to, really.

[ Which is, you know, bullshit but whatever. It's fine. ]

Kid, you got no friggin idea. They're everywhere, there's millions of'em, and your life is gonna become all about them.

Do you have any idea how many freaking dogs I have? I'm not even a dog person!

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