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[whymustifeel]

[Hello, network. You're about to get a grand total of 17 back to back image uploads.

The first several shots are exceedingly blurry, but the intrepid cameraman appears to have improved his technique over time. The focus of every single image?

A very flat, gray pancake with green splotches and what looks like a Pokeball squished in the middle. Kind of weird, but- wait, it's got eyes. And spikes. And teeth.]

I GOT A LIVING BEAR TRAP FOR CHRISTMAS

THIS IS THE BEST GIFT EVER

I CAN FINALLY USE BEAR TRAPS IN MY SCHEMATICS AGAIN!!!

[This is quite possibly the most excited anyone has ever been for a Stunfisk. Which is less of a dig at Stunfisk and more of a comment on how god damn ecstatic Fred is right now.]

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[whymustifeel]

[Then, after a significant pause:]

I think you're confused. I don't know what you're talking about with Con Air and all that other stuff... Maybe you're thinking of a different Scooby Doo? I didn't think it was that popular of a name, but it could be a really cool coincidence! Our Scooby's a Great Dane.

[Is it a good thing or not that Fred's just a bit too stupid to really wrap his head around this? Hard to tell. At least he's not having an existential crisis.]

[cyclonely]

[John doesn't even parse it as Fred being too stupid. He's used to Jake and, well, alright, himself, both men who pretend they're too dumb to get things when they just don't want to deal with them. So that's fine, there's no reason to push for the conversation. It started by accident anyway.

He is picking up what you are putting down, Fred!]

you're right! it is probably just a popular great dane name. maybe frank sinatra liked great danes a bunch? i never heard about that from dad but it is probably true.