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Dr. Stanford Pines ([personal profile] meteorman) wrote in [community profile] victory_road 2016-09-01 02:40 am (UTC)

I... suppose. I don't see what's so funny about that.

[Ford, suck it up, that was hilarious. And, most likely, proved to your Pokémon beyond a shadow of a doubt that you're a completely harmless doof. And speaking of him being a doof...]

... Wait. Did you stop that stick with your mind? Oh -- oh, hold on --

[He holds up the 'gear. Now that it's not obscured, maybe he can get a read on it!]

Elgyem, the Cerebral Pokémon. It uses its strong psychic power to squeeze its opponent's brain, causing unendurable headaches. Rumors of its origin are linked to a UFO crash site in the desert 50 years ago.

So it -- you're -- an alien?

[Now, after thirty years of living in the multiverse this isn't exactly shocking in and of itself. What is, however, exceptional is that this particular universe has extraterrestrials that so closely mirror extraterrestrial legends from his own home planet. Did they influence each other? Does this universe have its own Area 51? There are so many questions.]

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