Video/Action for New Bark Town

[voidedgoddess]

[The video opens to an excited teenage girl sitting on the ground just outside “Mom”’s house. She’s twirling a blue piece of fabric that was her mask that match her godly pjs in her free hand and a skitty chases after it.]
OMG, isn’t this the most adorable pokémon you have ever fucking seen? Is this the universe we created? Because lbr, this is exactly the type of pokémon I would think up. And I don’t remember it from the original games or show. Is the goal really to become the very best, like no one ever was? [Guess who loved pokémon as a child. Just be happy she isn’t singing.]

[But now on to less exciting questions.]

The mom part was fucking bizarre. She was super nice and packed me a bag and lunch. But then she locked me out of the house.Is that normal maternal behavior? Because I’m pretty sure it isn’t.
[A brief pause and frown. The skitty promptly attacks her fingers and she smiles. She seems to be speaking more to herself or the cat than the pokégear.] I hope my friends answer this quickly. [If they’re even here...but that’s a problem she will deal with when she gets to it.] Or at least someone more helpful than the NPC chilling in this town. Not that they aren’t nice. [But like the chess people who surrounded her growing up, they made her feel lonely.] Gastrell the Munificent and I have poké-adventures we need to get up to. [Really excited with a broad smile aimed at Gastrell the Skitty.] This is so much better than the last video game I entered. [Not that that’s a particularly high standard.]

Comments

[usedgravity]

Most amazing? Hmmm... [Mostly they just do cute or silly things, but as for amazing...] Oh! One time, Lucchy caught a Stantler that was charging right at me and then he suplexed it!

[It was exactly like this]

This is him! [She pops out her Hawlucha, who flexes proudly on display]

[voidedgoddess]

[Holy shit. Holy fucking shit. That's so badass.]

That shouldn't be physically possible. I assume...I don't actually know what a Stantler is. But that is fucking rad, little guy.

[usedgravity]

It's like... a deer? But with hypno-horns or something? I didn't really find out because he knocked it out in one hit.

[Yes, yes, praise him more! The flexing continues]

[voidedgoddess]

I would be more surprised if that didn't result in a knockout. Was he your first Pokémon?

[usedgravity]

Nahhh, he's actually the one I most recently caught! I somehow ended up with a team of all flying types, so I was looking for a fighting type that could handle all any rock or ice types we fight!

[So she got... another flying type.]

[voidedgoddess]

By getting a bird? [Yeah, she's questioning that logic.]

[usedgravity]

I mean, well... he's a really cool luchador bird! So he can break rocks or smash ice!

[While still having a glaring weakness to the latter...]

[voidedgoddess]

I buy it. That's pretty boss.

[usedgravity]

Right? He's super strong.

[Cue more flexing from Lucchy.]

But also he's really cool and nice and is kinda protective of the others! I really like that about him - it's good to have pokemon that get along together.

[voidedgoddess]

I didn't even think about the Pokémon not getting along. Is that common?

[usedgravity]

Hmmm, I dunno! Mine seem to get along fine, but like... maybe a fire type and a water type might get on each other's nerves a lot?

[voidedgoddess]

I guess if they have personalities like they seem to any Pokémon might have problems with another one.

[usedgravity]

Yeah, like, sometimes people just don't get along, right?

[Like Deku and Bakugou... though did anyone get along with Bakugou?]

But I think a good trainer would help them overcome that.

[voidedgoddess]

Yeah...I suppose. [She doesn't actually know enough people to know if that's true. She only had fights between friends and someone legit evil. Sob.]

But I think I can handle it.