That ain't the problem. [[ a small, huffy sigh. ugh, jolyne, why must you doubt his superior knowledge of all things useless in every other day of life except today? ]]

I don't know which horses are good to ride. Need a stable hand to show me that, they're the ones that take care of the horses and know them best. [[ he shakes his head, a look of exaggerated pity on his face. ]] You don't just jump on a horse, willy-nilly. Unless you wanna get hurt. Even if it does have, well, purple candy hair. [[ which he has plenty of experience in....... thanks, slow dancer... he still has the scar on his leg! ]]