"I mean, to start off, my swords master projected her millennia-long screwed up crush on my best friend's mom on me and almost killed me through human-unfriendly training several times so I could 'properly protect' Universe even though her fighting style revolved around being functionally immortal and I wasn't, but that's-

"Oh, right, and there was that one time when Universe kicked me off a space ship and into the ocean even when he promised we'd fight against Homeworld together and for all I knew he was dead for a little while. Then there's that time I almost drowned when I first met him.

"Also when all the Gems got mind controlled by White Diamond and I hesitated fighting Pearl for a moment and my swords master took me hostage.

"I think that just about covers it? There might be stuff I'm forgetting and/or repressing, though."

Holy shit, Connie.

"I figure as long as it's emotional honesty hour, I might as well match you tit for tat. Only seems fair."