"Dirk, I love you like a bro, but I have had it up to here with this bullshit. You know what I'm hearing right now? 'Waaaaa I don't want to be an adult waaaaaaaaaa I don't want to talk about feelings!'"

Sometimes a little light bullying is necessary to get your friend to open up. It's fine. This is fine.

(You were the one who made her like this, Dirk.)