Don't worry, Dirk. Connie can tell when he's trying to try. She doesn't hold the affect against him (too much).
"Well, let's begin with something easy. I had literally no friends until I was eleven years old.
"I know that sounds pathetic and an overexaggeration, but it's the truth. Blah blah boring normal human stuff, moving across the country, blah blah point is that by the time I met Steven Universe, I didn't have a solitary human connection other than my parents. So... you can imagine how influential he was on me."
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"Well, let's begin with something easy. I had literally no friends until I was eleven years old.
"I know that sounds pathetic and an overexaggeration, but it's the truth. Blah blah boring normal human stuff, moving across the country, blah blah point is that by the time I met Steven Universe, I didn't have a solitary human connection other than my parents. So... you can imagine how influential he was on me."